maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

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mementomoryo:

Just a friendly reminder that Anno and Co. originally intended for Rei Ayanami to creep the hell out of us.

Rei was, for all intents and purposes, a personified backlash against the hordes of 80s and early 90s fanboys who slobbered over female characters, and who figured that having a 2D girl that obeyed your every whim and had no voice as your own personal fuckdoll would be pretty damned sweet.

In other words, they wanted a placid, soulless little girl to wank over.

And Anno delivered. Oh, boy, did he deliver.


joouheika:

kawoshin: goes to the supermarket together, holding hands, picks out ingredients for a meal to make from scratch, shinji cooks and kaworu sets the table, washes the dishes together afterwards, showers, holding hands, goes to bed, holding hands

mariasu: fuck cooking, decides to go out, it’s too much of a hassle, argues over what take out place they’re gunna eat at again, no fuck that, fights over phone as they find a place that delivers, ends up buying junk food from seven different places, mari drinks earl grey with whatever they buy, asuka is disgusted with everything and everyone on this planet- in this universe and all the other universes in existence, they pass out after playing video games they both get stupidly competitive about 


arcaneimages:

Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep. 

arcaneimages:

Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep. 


neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.




matthewsmithmusic:

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo

I really really dig this


vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.


NSFW ASKS
  • 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • 5: Favourite sex position?
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • 12: How often do you have sex?
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  • 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • 30: Do you watch porn?

astrologyreadings:

The analogy of the lotus is worth considering. The lotus grows in dark and muddy water but rises above it to stand free. In the same way, the body and feelings are as they are, so by accepting them and rising above them, they no longer will dominate us.

astrologyreadings:

The analogy of the lotus is worth considering. The lotus grows in dark and muddy water but rises above it to stand free. In the same way, the body and feelings are as they are, so by accepting them and rising above them, they no longer will dominate us.


jay-song:

dampho:

bullying destroyed my self-esteem hahaha

i understand how you feel and i want you to know something

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i hope you feel better~


surfacage:

again and again and again

(based on the premise that rebuild!kaworu is a time traveller! expanded on here, among other sites. related photoset)



bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

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