There are people telling funny history stories and I wanted to tell my favorite!
Okay, so. When Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent along two teenage girls to him for him to use as he pleased. Napoleon was disgusted, because um, no, and he was madly in love with Josephine. So he sent them back. And, well, the Egyptian ministers must have misunderstood.
what i fucking hate about some people on this site is that you guys will complain about your teacher assigning you an essay but then yall will write a fucking novel on why loki blinked while looking at thor
laughing at this website bc so many people were acting like they actually cared about the state of the animation industry in regards to representation of women and poc and talked so much shit on frozen but as soon as it came out yall hopped on that fucking disney hype train as fast as you could smh
hey instead of bullying straight/white/cis people because “they havent been oppressed” how about we dONT PICK ON ANYBODY AT ALL??????H OW ABOUT WE????FUCKING PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH AND BE NICE TO INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVENT DONE ANYTHING TO HURT US BESIDES EXIST??????????
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
people who tell me “i wish i were asexual” to try and make me feel better baffle me like i know they don’t grasp the entirety of what that one little sentence means but let me break it down for you
by saying “i wish i were asexual” you are saying
i wish i felt out of place during my formative years when everyone was developing crushes on people and i wasn’t
i wish i had to pretend to like the opposite gender but feel wrong about it constantly
i wish i could feel alienated by almost every form of media based on the importance placed on sex
i wish i could be a walking disappointment to all the people i’d be perfect for if i weren’t asexual
i wish i could be considered a medical condition rather than a sexuality
i wish i could be mocked and joked about by both heterosexual and homosexual people
i wish i could spend my time crying myself to sleep over why i dont JUST LIKE THEM IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO JUST LIKE THEM WHY AM I NOT ATTRACTED TO THEM WHY
i wish i could force myself into dangerous situations on the basis that ‘once i try it i’ll like it’ and wind up getting taken advantage of
i wish that i were a disappointment to my parents because they believe the epitome of happiness is finding a significant other and don’t understand how anyone couldn’t want that
i wish i could be considered too boring to be represented in most forms of media
i wish to be the “honorable mention” in all my friend’s lives and never feel as if i am truly important to anyone
i wish i could give a practical fucking lecture on what asexuality means any time i tell someone im asexual because nobody knows what it means and/or doesn’t believe me
i wish my issues could be ignored by almost everyone constantly because they are not important enough
yeah okay that’s not everything but that’s a good short break down of what you are saying when you say “i wish i were asexual”
you are not saying “i wish i didnt have to deal with dating” or “i wish i didn’t get horny”
that is not what you are saying
please understand the difference and NEVER say you wish you were asexual to an asexual person you are undermining everything we go through every day and it is NOT supportive at all it is belittling at best and patronizing at worst.
that’s some free knowledge from me to you
I wish I were rejected by my partners because I lack their enthusiasm for sex, and even if I’m willing to participate, they feel like they’re ‘taking advantage of’ me and are repulsed by the situation