- In real life
- when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
- when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
- when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
- when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.
- friend: I got an A on my calculus test
- friend: I got a hot boyfriend
- friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend
- me: one time I got four notes on a text post I made
if what’s dead should stay dead than sam and dean should stay dead as well
not just castiel
Meeting my favorite band member
- Me: Will you sign this?
- Them: Sure
- Them: Wait,what is that?
- Me: A marriage certificate
- Them: But.. I..
- Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT