Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on Watson’s knee.
“Watson, for some time I’ve wanted to tell you that I quite fancy you.”
With a sense of relief Dr. Watson replies, “And I you, my good Holmes. I’ve simply never felt comfortable expressing my feelings without knowing where you stood on the matter.”
“Right”, says Holmes, “Let us retire to the bedroom then.”
Watson rushes to the bedroom and strips to his shorts. Holmes pulls down Watson’s underwear, bends him over the desk then tells him to hold that pose. Complying, Watson watches as Holmes leaves the bedroom and returns with a lemon meringue pie. He smears the pie across Watson’s ass and proceeds to bugger him. Later they’re lying in bed making small talk. Watson says, “That was fantastic Holmes, but I have to ask; what was all that with the pie?”