don’t be a cone, be a flower !
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC ARE NOT THE SAME THING NOW SAY IT WITH ME
A few outrageous cosplays
snap my fingers in a z formation and fuck i accidentally just burnt the the whole building down
i am roy mustang
The day that I got engaged was my husband’s birthday and I took him to Crazy Horse and I remember thinking, “Damn, these girls are fly,” I just thought it was the ultimate sexy show I’ve ever seen. And I was like, “I wish I was up there. I wish I could perform that for my man,” so that’s what I did for the video. - Beyoncé, “Liberation”
girl drop it to the floor
I have deep concerns for the human race
My interpretation of the first few days of Twitch Plays Pokemon Crystal.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
tajima touched the butt
Just because they hunt doesn’t mean they are ruthless killers.