
snapesgrudge:
#but i will own up to torturing that man who uninvitedly hugged jesse, that girl who lingered after jesse signed her an autograph, that interviewer who shook jesse’s hand for too long, that woman who took jesse’s order with a wink, that rabbi who told jesse to stop by some time, that pa who spilled coffee on jesse’s flip-flopped foot, that abraham boy whom jesse mentioned in an interview without mentioning me, that boy from spring awakening whom jesse mentioned in the same interview because it must be frustrating for my poor jesse to be confused with others, that napoleon dynamite boy for the same reason, oh and that scott pilgrim juno boy, that veterinarian man who said one of jesse’s cat was fat, that stranger bitch in the movie with us who tried to stand next to jesse on the sag stage, that casting director who said i couldn’t try out for some boys don’t leave, that cameraman who caught me sitting in jesse’s lap, that therapist who told jesse it was ok to have other friends, that maid who discovered the bugs, that guy who got the car door for jesse when i was obviously about to do so, that postman who delivered jesse his mail and tried to talk to him because i found suspicious since my postman never talks to me when he delivers me my boxes of axe polish, and maybe a few others too