Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
IM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT KAWORU STEALING REIS CHIPS
I feel perpetually 12
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”
being 20+ on tumblr
Neji nigga we thought u was dead
Neji left the Leaf and became a cloud ninja.
Robert Baratheon writes fanfic about his own life.
AU where Lyanna doesn’t die and we live happily ever after, a 100-chapter epic love story. (Rated Awwww for all the sunshine, puppies and rainbow awesomeness)
Stannis Baratheon writes fanfic about his own life.
Gen fic where people confuse me with the Young Dragon, they actually think I would ever write about myself. I am not Daeron with his vainglorious book about conquering Dorne. /grinds teeth (This fic is not yet rated)
Davos Seaworth writes fanfic about his own life
AU where I am a better knight, a better Hand of the King, a better husband, a better father, and a better man all around who does not disappoint so many people in his life. (Rated R for regrets)
Justin Massey writes fanfic about his own life.
Future fic where the Massey’s ancestral land is restored to us. Or some other land, I’m not that picky. (Rated G)
Future fic where King Stannis sits on the Iron Throne and appoints me Hand of the King. (Rated T)
AU where your truly, and not Richard-I-only-love-killing-Horpe, replace Davos as Stannis’ closest adviser after his departure for White Harbor. (Rated M for violence – Horpe meets a grisly end. Spoiler alert!)
AU where Alysane Mormont and Stannis Baratheon do not play spoilsport (honestly guys!!) and my plan to marry Asha Greyjoy goes off without a hitch. (Rated E for explicit sex scenes)
AU where Melisandre marches with us to Winterfell and WE DO NOT FREAKING DIE. (Rated M for violence)
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
all photos copyright Full Tilt Photography.
In 2006 we made this little burger meal for a competition on Craftster.org. It got quite a bit of online traffic at the time. Couldn’t find the links, so I re-edited and uploaded these for Parisa.
Me and Mr L put it together, and all the food was edible: baby onion, american cheese, baby gherkin, homemade bun, handcut fries. I made the tray and the drink out of polymer clay and printed up the Craftster branding.
you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
you are now up to speed with the Jorah/Barristan/Dany plotline
you bet your ass cas would call sex “making love” and refer to their first time as “when dean deflowered me” in public and dean chokes on his coffee so hard that he’s bent over redfaced, coughing up a lung while sam laughs hysterically and cas just looks at them thinking why do i associate with humanity