Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #29
In which Loki is the adorable Spaceman Benny
Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”
And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness.
He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated.
Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 are both winners because they’ve used The Avengers’ “it takes a village” attitude to superheroing, rather than just focusing on one central dude angsting about his daddy issues. Looks like Captain America 2 is going that route as well, which can only be a good thing. Watching Superman wrestling with literal and metaphorical leviathans to Prove His Inner Strength is only interesting for so long.
I always say this in tags, but I’m going to say it here for once because I’m so tired of people trying to pigeonhole Jane as just the ‘love interest’ and denying all the amazing things she does:
Please notice how Jane is completely focused on the science of Asgard and asking questions and comparing their equipment to Earth scientific equipment.
Now notice that Thor is the one looking at her like she’s made out of magic and unicorns and fairy dust while she’s so engrossed with science, she almost forgets he’s there.
Thor is the love interest in this movie; Jane is the badass scientist who helps save the world. Yes, they’re in love with each other, and yes, Jane gets weak in the knees when Thor is around, but so does Thor, and being in love doesn’t stop Jane from defeating Malekith with her science skills.
Love doesn’t make you weak, and being in love with the lead male character does not mean you are a boring, one-dimensional character who doesn’t do anything of note. Stop dismissing female fictional characters as worthless just because there’s a romance in the story.
and so the racebent avengers + coulson and kid loki - everyone else who’s in the avengers who i didnt draw were born
and they all lived happily ever after
Okay, I thought I loved this when I hit Clint and Natasha and then I scrolled down and saw Thor and KNEW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS.
AU.Loki didn’t do all the bat shit crazy stuff on earth.He just hid from everyone quietly.
Yep, so done with this website.
OH FUCK< NOW I WANT TO RP THIS.
// This sounds fun XD
Loki and Frigga, and some deleted scene with Thor that enlighten a little bit her Astral Projection’s powers among other things.
Script based on “Thor: Dark World movie storybook”
what the hell is up with that last gif though like wow tom you threw him out so hard he became steve
he became steve
THE CUTEST AND MOST ADORABLE THING YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
HOW ARE NOSELESS AND MOUTHLESS THOR AND LOKI SO ADORABLE
(Source: The amazingly talented and creative Lauren Gracek)
What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.
LOL. That shadow totally got me.
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I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.