Hello! My name is Nykolle. You can call me that, doodle, or anything you deem suitable.

This is mostly a multi-fandom blog, mixed with things I find amusing/interesting. I take no responsibility for the terror your eyes will undoubtedly witness here. Feel free to chat with me or ask any kind of questions! I am not shy and am willing to help to the best of my abilities. The bolded is what I am reblogging most at this time of year.

Contact: nykollenyx@gmail.com

Things I like:

Shingeki no Kyojin, Game of Thrones, Evangelion, Lord of the Rings, BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Free!, Avatar: The Last Airbender/Korra, Pokemon, Naruto, Ookiku Furikabutte, The Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, Disney, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Aitsu no Daihonmei, The Amazing Spiderman, The Hunger Games


Animals, These Lovely Ladies, Funny Tag, Feminism, Personal

Important Things!


Who else wants to run late to school with a piece of delicious fucking toast sticking out of their mouth? I know I sure do. But I don’t want just any toast. No, I want to make some home made shit, you know, the stuff that makes your kitchen smell delicious as fuck for like hours. We’re gonna make bread, and then we’re gonna make toast out of that bread, so throw away your pre-sliced Wonder Bread trash and get out your cooking tools mother fucker, we gon’ make some anime food. ~Japanese Milk Bread (aka Anime Toast, yo)(serving: eat the loaf just eat the entire fucking loaf you piece of shit)adapted from: xIngredients for bread-
2 1/2 cups of bread flour
2 tsp active dry yeast
4 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp salt
1 egg, beaten
1/2 cup of milk
3 Tbsp unsalted butter, room temp
1/2 cup of tangzhong*
*tangzhong is a roux made of water (1/2 cup) and flour (2 1/2 Tbsp) that will make the bread softer than your Maki Natsuo body pillow (you have one don’t even lie to me)
First, make the tangzhong. Blend flour and water in a small saucepan and heat over medium while stirring with a whisk. Once the mixture is thick enough to to look like really thick vanilla pudding, take that shit off the heat and let it cool down.
Combine the  egg, butter, milk and tangzhong in one bowl, and combine the bread flour, sugar, salt, in another bowl. 
pour the dry ingredients on top of the wet ingredients and combine them until it’s a lump of sticky dough.
place flour all over your hands and the counter and knead the bread for about 30 minutes. While kneading, think of various headcanons for your favorite Love Lab! characters. Maki x Riko might not be canon IRL, but it can still be canon in your heart, friend.
Take a large bowl and place the kneaded dough in it. Cover the entire thing with a big towel and let the dough rise for about an hour in a warm location. 
When the dough is ready, divide it into four pieces. Flatten each piece into ovals with a rolling pin (use a little bit of flour if it starts to stick to the pin). 
Fold the long edges of the oval pieces inward in thirds. Flip over and flatten with the rolling pin again. Then flip it over once more.
Roll the pieces up like lil sleeping bags and place the lil rolls side by side in a regular bread loaf pan. Let the dough rest for 30 more minutes so it can rise more. During this time, preheat the oven to 335 F.
Bake the bread for 30 minutes, and then allow it to cool for AT LEAST 5 minutes before doing shit to it.
Remove the loaf from the pan and place it on a wire rack to cool completely.
Procedure for making some delicious fucking toast out of your home made anime bread-
Cut a slice of the bread
toast that shit in a toaster till it’s brown
put whatever shit you want on top of it
be late to school
place toast in mouth
run like an adorable anime girl
Have fun doing your thang, nerds. 







i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

Last summer, I had a stomach infection (sorry, gross, I know) and could hardly eat any sugar at all. After I went to doctors appointments, I’d gotten into the routine of stopping at a nearby coffee shop and getting a sugar free soy latte (because I’m also lactose intolerant). Whenever I gave that order to a certain barista, she would roll her eyes and be kind of rude, but I was like whatever. Then one day, I gave my order and my drink tasted a little better, but I didn’t really think anything of it until I overheard her whispering to another barista something like “I made that girl’s drink with regular syrup and whole milk, I’m so sick of these bitches getting soy and sugar free when they’re not even fat” like she had done something really awesome and clever.
I was horribly sick for the rest of the day.
it’s not uncommon at all for baristas to give me whole milk when I ask for soy. and for me, that just means I get a bad tummy ache, but for some people, that could actually kill them.
So yeah, people who do this shit should really lose their jobs.
[EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realize the first blog who’d commented was an fatphobic blog. Deleted comment from asshole.]

I had this happen once. I went back the next day and told the manager ALL about my flaming shits, stomach cramps and gas. Then I told her who did it and I’m pretty sure they got fired.

I’ve also had it the other way - ordered regular and got given skim because “You could cut back on the fat a bit, it would do you good.”

#give people what they order not what you think they need

Okay you know when you order a coke somewhere and the waitress asks you “Is Pepsi okay?” the reason they do that is because if you order something and pay for it under the impression that is what you are getting then giving you anything else is illegal. They can’t even give you a different brand name without first asking you if it is alright to give you a brand you haven’t specified.
What these baristas are doing is illegal and they should be fired for doing it.