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jesseandandrew5eva:

goldenjewnicorn:

andrewgaarfields:

trigorin:

TONY AWARD NOMINEE ANDREW GARFIELD

#TONY AWARD NOMINEE ANDREW GARFIELD

#TONY AWARD NOMINEE ANDREW GARFIELD

 #and his Academy Award Nominee boyfriend Jesse Eisenberg

scarlettshazam:

Oh phew thank god I have clothes on, my self worth and dignity are in those

OH FUCK MY CLOTHES ARE OFF OH NO NOW I’M A GIANT SLUT MOOOONSTEERR

Wait no

No I think I’m okay

Holy wow I’m still the same person I was two seconds ago

Would you look at that

So fuck you for thinking otherwise

solarguardian:

Writer of “The Social Network,” Aaron Sorkin, is making a new TV show for HBO and the trailer was leaked. This is what I found among the comment board. Best laugh in a morning ever.

abortedslunk:

whatevertheheckles:

nepetaschoiceass:

whatevertheheckles:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

You guys are being dumbs

That does not happen in real life watch

See I told you

Wait a

who am i

you guys this is straight up bullshit

i’ll prove it to you all right now ok

you see, like i said, it’s total bull—

…oh what the hell…

the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!

…….

hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~

Huh. You women and your woman problems.

Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola

Wait wtf

theprophetchuck:

semolavanpelt:

safelovedandgood:

iwanttobelikehope:

oncelerswaifu:

digitonicelectronic:

butwewereokay:

bemusedlybespectacled:

imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:

mikulukashipblog:

ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works

woop

well that was anticlimatic wait

wait

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

What that is dumb and does not happen.

Look, check it out.

See, not much diff-

Wait, what-

the fuck.

what are you talking about guys

that happens to me all the time 

see

wait

that’s not right

omg

This is obviously not a real phenomena. It’s the male agenda projecting it’s ideal onto the female body. A scam if anything, look:

swipe em off..

Nothing.

See? We just have to change how society views the individual. And furthermore…

wait…

Are these even my real boobs? 

<3

I love you all. 

After seeing all of this, I wanted to experiment for myself.

Let me just… take these glasses off…

Is this a game? Cause I don’t see any kind of…

Giiiiirl, I don’t even know.

valhallahawkwind:

i was looking for soap in the bathroom and i found it and started singing WE FOUND DOVE IN A SOAPLESS PLACE

help

miraclefucknut:

thisismestandingup:

mikeliterous:

And he just fucking runs to the hospital

No car.

HE RUNS