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thebadcgijoshening:

Canada Day action photoshoot


bondoge:

windownagger:

bondoge:

is shut the fuck up an acceptable answer for an algebra problem

people really have issues with algebra?

lol..

bitch ill algebreak ur neck



if you guys think liking a guy isn’t easy when they do cute things thEN DO NOT ACTUALLY GET WITH THAT GUY BECAUSE IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE OKAY

me: You’re goofy and it’s great okay. Whoo! Good. I can’t believe you paid for music. Now you’ll never have to again~

Nyan: I know, im so happy :D i cant believe what ive been missing out on this whole time!

me: Quit being adorable. It’s not fair. >:c

Nyan: so i got so excited that i got a text, i reached over to grab my phone without looking and knocked over my glass of coke i just filled up. mother fucker :/ lol

It is. That seriously made my whole week by your showing me that and putting Word on my computer. I am happy :)


me: -complains about being wet and cold-

Nyan: Should I come and save you? Were you out in the rain?

me: -complains more-

Nyan: What do you mean? From where? How long were you outside?

me: -asdhjaskd and explains and hopes he’s warm-

Nyan: Take a warm shower.

me: no i have to move then, let me steal your warmth /jokes

Nyan: I would help you out but im not sure its safe to drive

me: ASGJHKDASJDASGDHMASJK




accionedirection: At least they got his ass right (Taken with Instagram)

accionedirection:

At least they got his ass right (Taken with Instagram)


allghosting:

sweet-bitsy:

this post literally gets me through everything and anything


brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off


moriartyismrsex: reaill: sapphirelullaby: so my sister found an old empty frame I had laying around, and the postcard sized print Becca gave me that I hadn’t found a place for yet. this is the result. BAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA THIS IS FUNNIER THAN IT PROBABLY SHOULD BE

moriartyismrsex:

reaill:

sapphirelullaby:

so my sister found an old empty frame I had laying around, and the postcard sized print Becca gave me that I hadn’t found a place for yet.

this is the result.

BAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA

THIS IS FUNNIER THAN IT PROBABLY SHOULD BE


I PUT A GRAPE TOMATO IN MY MOUTH AND FORGOT IT WAS THER ESO I BIT DOWN ONTI T AND IT EXPLDOED ALL OOVEWJ MY LAOTOP AND I DONT KNOW WHRTHER TO LAUGH OR CRYAsdghjk



kerink: I TURNED A FCKIG CORNER AT WALMART AN THEN

kerink:

I TURNED A FCKIG CORNER AT WALMART AN THEN


shercocklocked: theartofhiddleston: tomhiddlestonftw: i would watch this everyday.  And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris? Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns… Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy? Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

tomhiddlestonftw:

i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.