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there was just a gifset on my dash and i thought it was a cat under a sheet being stroked bUT IT WAS A PENIS ASDGASHJKDJLnkls,;

awidesetvagina:

when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’

burtmacklin:

swintons | alcoholicgifts | gryffinwhore | ziggyreallysang:

Impressive typing skills TYPING SKILLS IMPRESSIVE at the PHARMACY pharmacy IMPRESSIVE

#prescription: dubstep remix

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

indiarussia:

theadventuresofcargline:

 #popsicle stick jokes: castiel edition

lucky-red:

bananaskristov:

loli-caust:

spiswatchingyou:

tumblino:

I CAN”T STOP LAUGHING

HOLFSUGH PMOTEHR OF HDG I’M CRYING

what is going on

It’s her jam yo.

gurl u druuuunk

tumblrbot:

sktastic:

yep

WAIT WHO ARE YOU

valhallahawkwind:

i was looking for soap in the bathroom and i found it and started singing WE FOUND DOVE IN A SOAPLESS PLACE

help

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

johnegbertier:

rikuloid:

savagesummoning:

feralarmageddons:

theplumeriaprincess:

izayamopingalonewithhotpot:

anotherhomestuck:

kraktonium:

cross-marian:

freedom-star:

owlmylove:

phantomofyourheart:

sweatercider:

valjeanvaljean:

alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever. 

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously. 

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

I started crying. Real womanly tears from this.

My stomach hurts from silent roars of laughter.

OH

MY

CHRIST

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BRB RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSZLDKFNFL:KHNGXLHKNXFGKLNDFLBKNBVLKNKNLBDNKLLKNF

SEND
HELP

ODFJSK:OKJCDSNA”KLDFNSK:ANKLNnadksjvmnKJMSFKLASJDNXLFJBNSDFKLVJDSNMBGSN DRKMG,LMDBFL ESMGFPBSDF

BGSDFBKSMD

BMDF

B,MDSF

THIS IN THE BAST THING IVE EVET SEEN

zkasfndlgdfhlkjdfklfklhjdfklsh

ASDMASDCXDFDSF OMG

/SCREAMS

((ASJD,YUFV,HVKVGUNLUGT LU H OH MY GOD I CAN’T))

((dfslllllllfsjfoasdjfosdhiSDOFWDFW CRYSTAL TEARS OF EMOTION LITERALLY RUNNING DOWN MY FACE LIKE THEY’RE GOING FOR A MARATHON
MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD AND I HAD TO PAUSE THIS ONCE TO LAUGH IT OUT I JUST)) 

I WANT TO BE THIS MAN.

I AM QUITE LITERALLY CRYING AND HAVING TROUBLE BREAHTING I CANT HANDLE HTISO H MY GOODDDD

bigmamag:

super-sherlock-natural:

#like you don’t understand #if we never see that fucking amulet again i’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life #in twenty years i’ll sit down to talk to my therapist about my failing marriage #and they’ll ask me why i’m so afraid of commitment and i’ll tell them about how commitment doesn’t exist #and they’ll say ‘how can you know for sure’ #and i’ll start bawling and scream ‘BECAUSE THE SAMULET STAYED IN THE TRASH’ #and then later after i’ve burned the building to the ground in a fit of rage and the police are shoving me in the back of the cruiser #and just sniff and whisper ‘no no. sam picked it up. i know he did. he’s keeping it. keeping it secret. keeping it safe.’ #and then the arresting officer will whip around and look me right in my eyeballs and breathe ‘Supernatural?’ #and my eyes‘ll get real real wide #and together we’ll go on a mass murdering spree #and that is why the samulet should come back. thank you for your time.

rcmclachlan:

“Jesus,” Dean whistles low and sips absently at his beer, watching intently as Castiel discards the trenchcoat and then bends to draw some sigils on the floor. “Would you look at that ass? You could bounce a penis off it.”

Sam stares at Dean. “I think it’s time we never talk to each other again.”

charminglittleshit:

spacemann-craig:

xxhellkaisersangelxx:

twistedsights:

proud-otaku:

soulresonancescythe:

oncunt:

“I’ll take this wentz. and pete it” 

I can’t anymore

I’m just dead and gone

(( LOL ))

I DIED

OMG I can’t—

I still burst out laughing at the “I’ll take my ass and seat it” one and then I’m dead by the time I finish reading them xD

okay honestly I don’t like memes on my blog but JFC I AM DEAD

I’LL TAKE THIS WENTZ

AND PETE IT

pslaughingalonewithcandycorn:

princess-of-dicks:

fivetier:

sofuckingblue:

prospit twins fucking with dave is

the best

thing

don’t argue just shhhhh

GOD.

hahaahaha

omg

cute-stuff-bart:

everwhore:

assguard:

From Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty #6

hi whats going on here.

Intimate moments between a husband and wife.

AT 1ST I WAS LIKE WUT

AND THEN I WAS LIKE HHNNGH!