YES EXACTLY SEEMS LEGIT
“I dread the day, and I’m sure it will come, when I’ll long for my youth. I dread the day when my fear of mortality prompts me to trade in my Buick for a convertible. I dread the day when I’ll feel so estranged from my own sexuality that I head back in to Hooters to gawk. But for now, I’ve found a nice middle ground: my back still works, I can still hear, and my teeth are my own. So I bike up to Cafe Carlyle to watch Neil Sedaka perform, and then head out afterward to eat solid foods for dinner. But, of course, I’m in bed by 11.” (x)
Happy 29th birthday, Jesse Adam Eisenberg!
um is everyone just going to ignore the fact that JESSE EISENBERG TURNS 29 TOMORROW
“I meant to ask, how do you feel about hispanics?” (x)
Jesse Eisenberg, Cancun press conference for 30 minutes or less, as reported by Empire (source)
#NO NO NO NO NO!!!! #STOP IT JESSE #he’ll have another experience like that #i know he will #it may not be for a while but it will come and it will be beautiful #i love and hate this quote #i love it because he realizes TSN was a once in a lifetime experience #but i hate it for that reason too…because he thinks he’ll never have something like that again #but he will #he will (via theamazingspiderdeer)
I’m going to be ‘that fan’ and say BUT JESSE, YOU CAN ALWAYS WORK WITH ANDREW/ARMIE/(justin?) AGAIN.
But I know what he’s saying and it fucking breaks my heart.
#is it just me or does it totally look like colin is making weird dinosaur claw hand gestures at jesse #and jesse is like kind of wrapping his arms around himself and leaning back #because ‘mr firth i know you’re an academy award winner but you look like a predator’ #’i am uncomfortable in this situation’ #’tell me where i can find cats to adopt pls just let me leave mr firth’ #’i really liked you in the king’s speech but your hand is the size of my face so i’m scared’ #’there’s only one pair of british hands i want near me oh wait i’ve said too much CAN I GO HOME’
Jesse Eisenberg discussing his play Asuncion | Late Night with Jimmy Fallon | 29 Nov 11 (x)
Jesse presents an award at the Gotham Independent Film Awards, November 29, 2010.
Interviewer: “Is it nerve-wracking to present an award show?” (x)
You guys were in love, I could tell. (Z)