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  • W Magazine: Have you ever had a stressful airport security encounter in real life?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I never get stopped. I probably couldn’t look more harmless if I wore a ballet outfit. Which I normally travel in anyway, of course.


markzuckerbergs: #is it just me or does it totally look like colin is making weird dinosaur claw hand gestures at jesse #and jesse is like kind of wrapping his arms around himself and leaning back #because ‘mr firth i know you’re an academy award winner but you look like a predator’ #’i am uncomfortable in this situation’ #’tell me where i can find cats to adopt pls just let me leave mr firth’ #’i really liked you in the king’s speech but your hand is the size of my face so i’m scared’ #’there’s only one pair of british hands i want near me oh wait i’ve said too much CAN I GO HOME’

markzuckerbergs:

#is it just me or does it totally look like colin is making weird dinosaur claw hand gestures at jesse #and jesse is like kind of wrapping his arms around himself and leaning back #because ‘mr firth i know you’re an academy award winner but you look like a predator’ #’i am uncomfortable in this situation’ #’tell me where i can find cats to adopt pls just let me leave mr firth’ #’i really liked you in the king’s speech but your hand is the size of my face so i’m scared’ #’there’s only one pair of british hands i want near me oh wait i’ve said too much CAN I GO HOME’



the-amazing-bambi-man:

Jesse Eisenberg discussing his play Asuncion | Late Night with Jimmy Fallon | 29 Nov 11 (x)



annepunchmeintheface:

Jesse presents an award at the Gotham Independent Film Awards, November 29, 2010.

Interviewer: “Is it nerve-wracking to present an award show?” (x)


You guys were in love, I could tell. (Z)



annepunchmeintheface:

byebyebyesenberg

allmycrysenberg

IbelieveIcanflysenberg

IbelieveIcantouchtheskysenberg

Iwanttocurlupanddiesenberg


“These scenes are endlessly interesting to us, even though we’ve done it so many times; every scene has some interesting component of magic to it, or some kind of reversal of character. And it’s been really fun, I’m sure it’ll be as fun to watch as it has been to do.”

— Jesse Eisenberg, on the set of Now You See Me



davidandthefinchers: Jesse Eisenberg’s audition tape for Jersey Shore, Pt. I

davidandthefinchers:

Jesse Eisenberg’s audition tape for Jersey Shore, Pt. I