he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar
Why is it always with you?
What’s the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?
I can’t take a joke.
This is extra entertaining because I remembered that babies don’t have object permanence: when an object is out of their line of sight, they don’t quite realize that it still exists. So this baby believes he is watching the little balls SPRING INTO EXISTENCE. MAGIC EVERYWHERE
this never gets old
this robot is going to kill us all someday
OH MY GOD IT WORKED
omfg we did it
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP
OH MY GOD
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG HAHA
Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon
HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD
That was weirdly beautiful.
the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland
The picture was the last straw
OMG OMG I’m crying
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
"ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself"
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
gendo ikari is an anagram for ignore a kid
i cant t blieve this
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
No references to this song yet? I’m disappointed in you tumblr.
David Bowie is that you??
oh shoot it’s Minato whoops