reblog to spread the word
I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.
i think this shouldve been the movie poster
omg im crying
thank you bless you omg im saving this oh god
I’d be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black
i really tried to scroll past this.
You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.
SAKAEGUCHI???? MORE LIKE SAKAEGUCCI
The new Nicholas Sparks movie poster sure does look familiar. Again.
WHITE PEOPLE IN LOVE: SOMETIMES IN THE RAIN.
No, this one is completely different, guys. The male is on the right!!!
^ babe’s right.
He’s so creative.
I literally just laughed for 5 minutes at this I don’t even know why
This nigga could drive a boulder but not a boat.
oh my shit
what kind of guys get into equestrian?
When called, they each came for different reasons.