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mastercraftbbq: fartknuckles: mastercraftbbq: fartknuckles: reblog to spread the word I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.

mastercraftbbq:

fartknuckles:

mastercraftbbq:

fartknuckles:

reblog to spread the word

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I don’t know who you are, I don’t know why you posted this. But if you think your mild discomfort will stop me, I can tell you I don’t have enough fucks to care. But what I do have, is irritable bowel syndrome and a Taco Bell right down the street. Irritable bowel syndrome has developed within me over the years, and has made life a nightmare for people like you. If you change your sign to “Please fart on me”, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fart on you.

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asgardiansunset: ohmyloki: robertddowney: asgardiansunset: i think this shouldve been the movie poster omg im crying thank you bless you omg im saving this oh god

asgardiansunset:

ohmyloki:

robertddowney:

asgardiansunset:

i think this shouldve been the movie poster

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omg im crying

thank you bless you omg im saving this oh god


I’d be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black

I’d be surprised too if I suddenly gave birth to Jack Black



foundations-fall: i really tried to scroll past this. 

foundations-fall:

i really tried to scroll past this. 


threepac:

You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.


blahblagblogging:

SAKAEGUCHI???? MORE LIKE SAKAEGUCCI 




mrrobotico:

themasimofiles:

osodelicioso:

catbountry:

cracked:

The new Nicholas Sparks movie poster sure does look familiar. Again.

WHITE PEOPLE IN LOVE: SOMETIMES IN THE RAIN.

No, this one is completely different, guys. The male is on the right!!!

^ babe’s right.

He’s so creative.


iridessence: conrawk: hydr4ulic: I literally just laughed for 5 minutes at this I don’t even know why Lol crying This nigga could drive a boulder but not a boat.

iridessence:

conrawk:

hydr4ulic:

I literally just laughed for 5 minutes at this I don’t even know why

Lol crying

This nigga could drive a boulder but not a boat.


supapatsawesome:

calipsoe:

charlattea:

zerachin:

fwips:

charlattea:

from what i’ve seen, this is how i imagine the hobbit movie will be like when i watch it

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this is exactly what its like

does that make the elves lobelia girls

#i would appreciate that  #and gandalf is bilbo’s dad  

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ok im done

oh my shit

Mother fuc-


wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED


When called, they each came for different reasons.