Neil Patrick Harris → King of
The love of my life and daddy to our twins - @DavidBurtka - was born today. I am very glad he was.
Craig: Well, we’re out of time here, pal.
Neil: Are you? Oh, have you seen these things?
Craig: Oh, yes! My son is very into these.
Neil: [asks the crowd] Have you seen these things? They’re like the new craze. They’re like the new jelly -
Craig: It’s like Justin Beiber in elasticated form!
Neil: Yeah, yeah! They all make shapes. And so I have four of them.
[shows crowd the silly band] This one, I’m very excited by. It’s a rabbit cause I’m a magician and I like magic.
Craig: Are you still hiding rabbits in your pants? That kinda thing?
Craig: Mkay. That whole out of time thing, you weren’t really into that were you?
Neil: That’s a pineapple because I like pina colada’s.
Craig: Oh, and walks in the rain?
Neil: This ones a dolphin, because I love dolphins.
Craig: Ah, really? I don’t care for dolphins, I prefer sharks.
Neil: And this ones a rooster, because I like —
Craig: EEEEEH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EVERYBODY.