chance elements in pokemon, otherwise known as Watch my 80% accuracy move miss 3 consecutive times as the opponent lands their third critical hit
i paralyzed and confused a wigglytuff and it hit me three times in a row with focus blast. 70% accurate my ass.
the statistical probability of this happening is 0.54% and yet i wholeheartedly believe you
Pokémon Football League
Detroit shoulda been Luxray though that woulda been dope
Shit I still fucks with the Detroit Entei’s though!
NEW ENGLAND PATRATS THOUGH
This is amazing
Pokémon Gold, Silver, & Crystal Versions
Via | Strangeparking
because umby demanded it exist
no you don’t understand how freaking much I love this pokemon… like, it starts as a tissue pokemon who’s said to be the weakest dragon-type (I was so surprised when I found out that it’s a dragon like… it’s just a slime??) and it looses eyesight for a while and it tries so hard to be a real dragon! and one day, poof it turns out to be this big cute slimy dragon < u > smooches
WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT TIME MANSKITTY HAD A FRIEND, SO
MANSKITTY + MANVEON 4EVER
BEHOLD THEIR MANJESTY
A better person would be ashamed of drawing this.
wuts the joke here?
Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.
The joke is heartbreak.
this is the best thing. ever.
probably the scariest thing about Pokemon is that there are canonically no regular animals in the world. think about that. whalers hunted Wailords for their oil and blubber. Magikarp are fried up and served for dinner and once every few months a Magikarp hatchery probably has a disaster where one of them accidentally evolves and destroys the entire facility. sometimes a sewer pipe will get clogged and they’ll send a repairman down to look into it and he shines his flashlight into the darkness only to illuminate hundreds or pairs of Grimer and Muk eyes and he prays to God before remembering that God is a pokemon too
This is beautifully terrifying.