a goat just bit me and i think i’m bleating
Obito just can’t win.
And that’s how naruto won the ninja war
SO I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS THING THAT I BOUGHT IN CHINA
THEY’RE CALLED COSBABIES OR SOMETHING
AND THEY EVEN HAVE ANDREW’S DUMB HAIR
AND CUTS AND BRUISES JADKLF;A;SD
AND THEY HAVE HIM IN THE MASK
MY MOM WAS LIKE OMG JACKIE ARE THESE NECESSARY
AND I WAS LIKE
this would look really cool in a horror film, all from the recordings of an iphone or something, ends on a cliff-hanger then the battery dies
OK SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY which basically boils down to MY CAMERA DOES THIS.
ALL THE TIME.
Well not all the time but enough times for it to be worrying.
- The first time I was taking pictures up in the mountains near where I lived and I was taking a landscape shot near this creepy door that just stands alone in the middle of nowhere, and it flashed up “blink detected” and put a square over apparently nothing.
- The second time I was urban exploring in a fucking abandoned hospital and it came up with the face detected square twice, once outside and once in a dark hallway, and one of those times there was apparently a blink detected.
- The third time I was urban exploring in an abandoned village and I took a photo of the back garden of one of the abandoned houses and yup, “faces were detected in this image”.
I’m at least 110% convinced I have a magic camera. It sees dead people.
Y’all fuckers are out here exploring abandoned villages and shit and wondering why you’re seeing ghosts
kawoshin: goes to the supermarket together, holding hands, picks out ingredients for a meal to make from scratch, shinji cooks and kaworu sets the table, washes the dishes together afterwards, showers, holding hands, goes to bed, holding hands
mariasu: fuck cooking, decides to go out, it’s too much of a hassle, argues over what take out place they’re gunna eat at again, no fuck that, fights over phone as they find a place that delivers, ends up buying junk food from seven different places, mari drinks earl grey with whatever they buy, asuka is disgusted with everything and everyone on this planet- in this universe and all the other universes in existence, they pass out after playing video games they both get stupidly competitive about
“Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy?”
i couldnt remember what the name of the little blonde kid from les mis was so i called him “the barricade shota”
somewhere only we know; a mix for people who sometimes look back with a smile at the nights spent in kirkland dorm room drinking beer and playing video games with their best friend (mark/eduardo, harvard era)
i. somewhere only we know // keane // why don’t we go somewhere only we know?
ii. fast car // tracy chapman // i want a ticket to anywhere, maybe we make a deal, maybe together we can get somewhere
iii.ivory road // king charles // only the brave surrender, death cannot tear us apart
iv. video games // kasabian // open up a beer, and you say get over here and play a video game
v. gold rush // ed sheeran // remember the time when we were in school listening to grown ups, didn’t learn a thing
vi. futile devices // sufjan stevens // and i would say i love you but saying it out loud is hard so i won’t say it at all
vii. flowers in your hair // the lumineers // when we were younger we thought everyone was on our side
viii. the hardest of hearts // florence + the machine // darling, how i loved you from the start, but you’ll never know what a fool i’ve been
ix. good riddance (time of your life) // green day // for what it’s worth, it was worth all the while