Things I like:
Shingeki no Kyojin, Game of Thrones, Evangelion, Lord of the Rings, American Horror Story, The Social Network, BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Glee, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pokemon, Naruto, Ookiku Furikabutte, The Avengers, Disney, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Aitsu no Daihonmei, The Amazing Spiderman, The Hunger Games
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
i tell Nyan he’s hot
he tells me i’m crazy
i ask why he thinks that
he says because his nose is big and he doesn’t have bigger muscles and asfdgjahksjldk
HE SAYS HE CAN BE CUTE BUT NOT HOT
AND I JUST
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND A PRECIOUS SMILE AND IMPRESSIVE MUSCLES THAT MAKE ME GO ASDHKGASJD AND YEAH THAT “CUTE” FACE IS EVEN HOTTER WHEN YOU’RE TURNED ON SO STOP
lucifer is a really cool name i wish it wasn’t associated with satan
how are those guys in tsn not pleased with rooney mara’s boobs smfh rooney mara has perfect boobs
At the register next to me today (being operated by my trainer and friend), a customer was yelling about not getting a free tool kit. I don’t know the context, but there was literally no reason for him to be screaming that loudly at someone that wasn’t at fault.
So, our new manager, Kari, comes over, and tells him they’re going to check on something. He screams at her, too. And she, very calmly, tells him, “Well, if you want, you can go meet him there.”
Again, no context, but it was a Mark-level “fuck you.”