Headcanon: Sam used to be afraid of the Joker when he was little because he looks like a clown, which is why Dean claims he’s Batman.
But kind of a good hurt.
There should be a Supernatural episode where little kids tell scary stories to each other at a sleepover, and meanwhile the stories are actually happening to Sam and Dean.
And in the end it turns out they are actually Sam and Dean’s great great grandchildren, and they both got the stories from their weird estranged uncle who wears a ragged old trenchcoat all the time.
Thanks, Cas. Thanks.
OMFG
my husband was cleaning out the closet last night
and he laid out some coats he doesn’t wear anymore and is taking to goodwill
so I go downstairs this morning
I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO SEE THIS
the winchesters are pros at this they are very sneaky
winchester by marriage
are you hurting the one you love?
you’d like to stay in heaven but the rules are too tough


“A Man of Letters”, from my not-so-sneaky alternative account. ;)
Yeah, yeah, I know, kids: don’t smoke, okay! But Sam can. He’s been to Hell, after all. (Sketched for a kinkmeme prompt on LJ and inspired by a photo I saw flashing by my dashboard here on tumblr.)