that time andrew unnecessarily smacked jesse on the head.
i was wondering if maybe andrew was trying to condition jesse. because they did the take so many times, jesse probably wasn’t flinching naturally like he needed to. so andrew starts smacking him in order to condition jesse to flinch every time andrew comes up to him.
OH MY GOD BUT WHY DID I JUST REALIZE THAT “THERE’S A SNAKE IN HERE, AMY” IS SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST A MADE UP EXCUSE TO GET HER OUT OF THE SHOWER
SEAN PARKER IS THE SNAKE
‘ok, can i tell you the single worst mistake of my life?’
‘no-no-no, you don’t understand. that’s when i knew for sure that i was in love with you. what i didn’t know was how the fuck to deal with it so-so i screwed it all up.’
‘…what did you just say?’
No fucking words.
i’m a little bit confused about how the idea for “it’s complicated” as a relationship status on facebook came about, but then again, its purpose makes a whole lot of sense if your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars
two simple postcards!I hope I can finish it fast;;_;;
THEY USED THIS AS A COVER OF A COMMUNICATION TEXTBOOK??????????
#can we talk about how THIS is the thing that turns mark against sean #because for sure sean has been doing crappy things prior to this #we know it we saw some of it #and yet #sean being too rough on wardo - mark’s wardo - that’s what makes him an enemy in mark’s eyes #if you’re not helping you’re hindering #and sean being openly and unnecessarily cruel to eduardo is what makes him lose mark’s respect and admiration #goodbye
#and my favourite part of these tags is the ‘unnecessarily’ #because mark doesn’t really have a problem with neccessary cruelty #sometimes you need to bleed a wound to heal the organism #but this is different #the moment when sean ceases to be surgeon #and becomes a butcher instead
well you’re in your little room and you’re working on something good
but if it’s really good, you’re gonna need a bigger room
and when you’re in the bigger room, you might not know what to do
you might have to think of how you got started sitting in your little room
Sorry about the blood in your mouth.
GRATUITOUS GIF OF EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM
are you ever just making your way downtown walking fast faces past and you’re homebound and then you remember that the social network is a movie that exists and your fucking heart just rips into a million pieces and you remember that jesse eisenberg got nominated for an academy award and then you break out into sobs in the middle of the street because you’re a fucking pathetic sad loser????
I WAS WAITING FOR A JOKE AND I GOT THIS INSTEAD YOU FUCKERS