butts and doodles

motherfuckingoj:

schrutefarm:

Jamie Bell’s Favorite Scene from The Social Network

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE (AND HE PREFACED IT THE WAY I ALWAYS DO…”IT’S A VERY SMALL MOMENT” FUCKFUKCGCHGJXJGCJB,Z)

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#the social network

eisenbergandelephants:

fun facts do you know what “i’m sorry i love you” is in binary

01101001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00001101 00001010 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

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#THIS IS NOT OKAY #SO FAR PAST OKAY #DESCENDING INTO ABSOLUTELY NOT OKAY #the social network #weeping

Punk. Genius. Prophet. Traitor. Billionaire.

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#the social network

sostickaround:

Just realized, if you watch The Social Network backwards, it’s a movie about….actually I have no idea, but it ends with Eduardo off god knows where. In a suit. ALONE.

So, you know, it’s basically the same.

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#the social network #NOT OKAY

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#HOLY WHAT #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE #WHAT IS THIS #THIS IS AWESOME??? #the social network

alichay:

#no one in the entire world can’t tell me this isn’t PURE FLIRTATION#literally #he smacks his ass #… wardo #eyes up and down #smirking #chewing the inside of his lip or the red vine or WHATEVER like he’s working out an oral fixation need#HIS EYES GO UP AND DOWN HIM TWICE #christ #and then he’s literally on his toes until the last second #when he lowers down #just on edge like yeah wardo hi mmmmm wardo.#kill me #mark is such a horndog

#ok so let’s get to the bottom of this #keep in mind that this is a fincher movie #this kind of shit ain’t there for nothing u feel me

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#the social network #queue

eisenbergandelephants:

WHAT MARK SHOULD HAVE SAID TO EDUARDO/WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED

OK

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#SCREAMING #SOMEONE WRITE IT #the social network #robert pattinson

peculiarnuisance:

What sound is he making? Is that like a tisk?

abrahampls:

#’almost a gag reflex’ #mark are you trying to remind wardo that you don’t have a gag reflex #and that instead of going around looking for advertisers you could just do things with your lack of gag reflex #fun things #i mean blowjobs

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#the social network #omg perfect #asjdghkajsdk

The Social Network

quicksummary:

Two guys are undergoing a messy divorce, because one of them slept with Sean Parker and they are terrible at communicating even though they’re unnaturally articulate (thank you, Aaron Sorkin). Tumblr loves them more than the Oscars did.

Also, Facebook gets invented.

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#qwegkuwi #yes #the social network

wardolope:

#because mark doesn’t want that #and he doesn’t know why eduardo would want him to be that #to force him into a place where that’s all he is #a joke #didn’t mark give him everything he knows how to give #he gave him the masthead #and he gave him california #and he gave him the focus #and eduardo doesn’t take it #eduardo just lets it pass him by #and what else does mark have to give? #what else can mark do #he has nothing to offer eduardo except himself #and he put everything he is into facebook#and eduardo doesn’t want it #so he doesnt want mark #and that hurts

#facebook was the first thing in his life that made him significant #that eduardo doesn't care how important that is #that's what made mark decide #his best friend didn't care how much it hurt mark to feel insignificant #mark wanted eduardo there #he needed eduardo to trust him more than ever before #but eduardo wasn't paying attention #so mark had to let him go #the social network #crying about it

bouncywalker:

Mark/Eduardo AU —> Moulin Rouge

Eduardo: ‘Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love’

#the social network #crying about it #queue

widowings:

“Joe Mazzello is always bored in the back of a shot. He’s always doing something incredibly charming and distracting. […] It’s adorable.” - Andrew Garfield

#JOE MAZZELLO #BABY #THE THIRD GIF IS THE BEST #ALL OF THEM ARE THE BEST #BUT 'DUSTIN'S A BETTER PROGRAMMER' REACTION IS /THE/ BEST #the social network

peculiarnuisance:

Andrew Garfield: I didn’t expect this moment to have such a profoundly creepy impact, and it’s do with—his eyes change in this scene, his intensity—

Armie Hammer: He looks like a reptile.

Andrew Garfield: Jesse’s intensity becomes incredibly strong in this scene, and combined with the music—his body language shifts, he turns into his worst self in that moment, in the most beautiful way.

—DVD Commentary

wardolope:

#this actually hurts #it does #because it’s all so true #and he’s only at worst here #because there’s nothing left to lose #he has the potential to lose facebook to these douchebags #and he’s already lost eduardo #and chris is leaving #and maybe dustin doesnt think about him the same way anymore #but eduardo #he cared what eduardo thought #and he’s sitting across the table #but can’t look mark in the eye #and that hurts worse than he ever thought it could

#the social network #nO STOP

GUESS THE FIC

You would pick a ferret over a rabbit, because ferrets may smell horrible, but at least they don’t chew on power cords.

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#popsongnation #guess the fic #I HAD TO BECAUSE IT MENTIONS FERRETS #and tbh ferrets don't smell that bad unless you don't wash their bedding #or they're not descented #in which case you are probably regretting that decision a whole lot #the social network #the clue is that it's in second person okay