one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and then I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
i will always love this gif
A US Marine on ship feels sorry that his doc can't get a lap-dance for his birthday, so he hooks him up.
He totally almost broke that dude’s nose with his balls.
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING
……. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT…… I’m trying to laugh over my internal screaming.
I though that said scarf.
Someday, I’ll become a beautiful scarf.
That awkward moment. From fj(:
…and carry on getting hard with some random guy in the woods.