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groundchele:

one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and then I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

gloomy-teen:

i will always love this gif

knittin-in-the-impala:

dragonarmy:

A US Marine on ship feels sorry that his doc can't get a lap-dance for his birthday, so he hooks him up.

#i feel like it’s my birthday too

He totally almost broke that dude’s nose with his balls.

scarredaxel:

wantedaliveordead:

timelordy-teganbreann:

therandommistress:

especiallygoodfinder:

GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

I THINK I’M LAUGHING TO AVOID SCREAMING

……. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT…… I’m trying to laugh over my internal screaming.

I though that said scarf.

Someday, I’ll become a beautiful scarf.

liverquiver:

brittany-carel:

heathrawr101:

That awkward moment. From fj(:

…and carry on getting hard with some random guy in the woods.